This is how I entertain myself.
I had an ob/gyn appt today and here’s how the conversation went with the nurse who was gathering my information:
Her: How many pregnancies have you had?
Me: 5.
Her: Any pregnancy losses?
Me: 3.
Her: How many live births?
Me: 4.
Her: Okay… wait, 5 pregnancies total and 3 losses?
Me: Yes.
Her: And how many live births?
Me: 4.
Her: Did any of those children pass away after birth?
Me: Nope.
Her: Something’s not adding up. How did you have 2 pregnancies that resulted in 4 live births?
Me: Two sets of twins.
Her: You could’ve just said that in the first place.
Me: I could have but where would the fun have been in that?
I haven’t been blogging lately, but you can get another laugh by checking out “What good is being married to a computer geek if i can’t take advantage of him?” or cry with me at “The desperation of infertility“.
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I was wondering where you were! Glad to see a post from you. Hope all is well for you and your family.
Ohhhh and … Post was your usual funny self. It’s like filling out the age of the kids …how may children? 4 Ages? 9 & 10. But that’s only 2, how about the others?
Merri Ann!!!!!! So happy to hear from you!!! Glad we can reconnect on FB!
Haha, I love this, it was definitely more fun your way!
Thanks for linking up to #AnythingGoes
Debbie
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Indeed – always go for the most confusing and entertaining (for you) route! Besides, I would think the possibility of twins should be something an obgyn could be expected to think of! #anythinggoes
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